Due to a neglected tuppaware container of nitro glyserine and a lack lustre local emergency services the residents of Teddy Bear Island burnt to their collective deaths, painfully well.
I don't want to hear another joke about my jugs. Why do we have to wear all this crap anyway. I'm sure a twelve button waistcoat wasn't practical, and why have I got the hat with a chicken on it? And don't you dare say tradition.