Do I look impressed? You're gonna have to duck that tosspot of a head to get under this bastard hand-bridge.
mo money, mo problems
Mo money, Mo problems, Mo glowing women following you asking how you got those eyes to look so detatched and joyless.
doll face
You know when you start drawing faces and you do a nice neat nose then work out with some modest eyes, lips and seagull brows and you're really happy, then you step back and realise no amount of blusher with make this face look propotionally normal. Fuck it, give her something to sell. It's like she knows you fucked her up. Ok, have a cross too.
puppets got wood
"So what did you do at work experience today Brandon?"
"I created a historical scene all by myself."
"I created a historical scene all by myself."
semi erect
The woman seems to care more about the scenic brook over yonder than a semi erect penis rubbing on her thigh. That is a nice brook.
jaundice penguins
Giant penguins, coming here, turning the whole place to ice, good job they all died of jaundice.
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