When you've got a moat of liquid silver and a mother fucking semi detached, it's war.
bridge trumps
So many uninteresting facts. Bridge postcards are like having a really shitty top trump card, for bridges. No one will beat you, no one wants to, because no one cares.
dog's view
The dog's thoughts are probably; a nice place to shit, eat some old chips there, have a paddle and a piss in that and sniff some ass on the shoreline. Oh and what the fuck have I got on my head.
scribble dribble
Unless they fall into that indescriminate scribble, gee I hope those fictional illustrations are aware of their actions, you can't just drink squiggles and lines without understanding the red textual statements that might be placed next to you. I hope they've got one hell of a below average overly punctuated amendment.
bigger
Now look, look into my soul, you hear it, it's saying, don't eat things that have no eyes. Now where's the bog?
old ass
C'mon kids, it's the Old Ass Religious Ruins Game, 10 points for the first person to spot the Old Ass Religious Ruin that's not a Old Ass Religious Ruin. Clue is it's not the wall and it looks like it was built after Jesus died.
carlton
Doesn't quite live upto the flashy name does it? Unless it was envisaging a future where American TV created a popular show that cast a small, pokey character called Carlton that played second fiddle to the much larger character of Will. The prospect of then ferrying people into Charlton's back entrance to be accommodated would therefore be a dive into the unknown, not as it appears to be here, just a dive.
death grip
Maybe after all this, I could get to know this lovely handsome press photographer. What's this? Arghh.
A death grip!
what in shit
beastie boy
Something bloody significant must have happened between the house and the garage? Judging by the wing tipped ford thunder-bird, it's undoubtably unsupervised teenage experimentation with household pets, at least one of which was a parakeet.
opium marbles
"Look Barry, a void hole in space and time where all matter is one and all sense of being is protracted into experiences devoid of any linear narrative? Or is it a big marble seemingly perpetuated in air due to our excepted yet insatiable opium habit?
Do we have a daughter?"
spaghetti roads
So you come in on the left, follow it down, flip back round, join the lower bypass, switch to the dual, go round the roundabout, 3rd exit, 2nd lane, and your back to wishing your life was over.
handy lady
You like my tiling? You want to cop a feel of these, cushions, they're coarse and deceptively scratchy but once you've felt those up you can feel my other handy work in my hot, moist lounge, which is just past my pussy, that's grey and a cat.
chinese red nose
This was the year the Chinese Government painted our noses red for the day. They said 'The West' do it, it's incredibly funny and very-very good for propaganda.
sheep dish
This one's much smaller, it just blends in doesn't it? Like a big sheep in the distance supported by scaffolding... You're not buying it are you?
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