Too close.
theatre c
This scene, some 60 years ago looks better than the panto that we have today, and they didn't even have a set.
christmas log c
She's looking at the photographer in a way that if he had a penis he'd better keep it safe.
tree fell c
Looking at things that have blown over is the main form of entertainment in North Yorkshire.
flower jumpers c
Teenage tie and jean wearing lesbians need all the embroidered wool they can get this winter because that faux porcelain love bowl can get mighty cold.
lepricunt
That lepricorn looks like a right trickster maybe even a bit of a cunt. I wouldn't trust anything on his map and I think he stole that suit from an elf.
style warrior
What a sword point and sharp moustache topped off with the most delightful flowing black ponytail, whatever severely outnumbered war he's fighting, he's no fool, for style.
lick shit
This absurd little creature is; Noel Fielding's muse, the inspiration for the 60's sci-fi series timeslip and Queen of all liquorice shitters.
angular
The baby, the stupid, little, recently born baby can do it. So why can't Frank or Nancy look at the camera? Because they're baby traffickers, that's why. Always looking for an exit even though they paid to get a portrait, that's just the way they work, god damn angular.
this isn't stoke
Other than the experienced rambler on the right the rest of them look like they've been mistakenly teleported to the countryside expecting stoke city centre's shopping precinct.
watch the teddy
Big Ted's just put his fluffy penis down the lens for little Ted's soon to be realised shock. Watch the Teddy.
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