sheik


'The Sheik' looks over this brown pussy filled desert, and barks in impotence.

downtown


I may not have a drum but I do have this sweet ass stick, a couple of damn fine water bottles, this dandy rucksack, stop! hammertime trousers and a hip hop hipster beard. 
So, yo-yo dudes. Let's go downtown.

fondling


Post war fondling.

florida welcomes


I'd sure like to pull up and cause some chaos there, I could probably keep asking more and more cryptic questions to the eternally helpful staff they'll be forced to work in shifts just to fathom my endless pointless tenuously tedious references to Flo Rida.

scoutcil estate


Scoutcil estate

blue hue


I don't know if the blue hue should be there, but it works, I like it, it stays, I'm a smiling.

strangely brown


Strangely brown and upside down

piper man


Watch out when he grips that shaft, twiddles his knob, resting on his box, and smiles.

scandals


Sexy and practical, great for the office, great for the beach, stylish and comfortable. No.

broccoli road



 Beware when you walk down Broccoli Road, there are many mysteries hiding within the two story roofless clattershits. 




Jailed scene


A recently Jailed Scene
Crime: Lacking sufficient drama. 
Mother possibly liable for parole.

lipstick


Can you guess what animal's trying to lipstick my earlobe?  

Father


One very lucky priest.

Emily bishop, hussy.


                                                          Emily bishop, hussy.

Emily bishop, hussy.



Emily bishop, hussy.

derry ladies



Lenin seemed to be flyering Derry housewives not to wash their clothes or make bad sculptures, depending on how you look at it.

Donald wedge



Donald only walks into reality with a bag full of animals, a potato wedge glued to this sole and one of his eyes poked out.

GOD BLESS



I love how Susanne decided to emphasise her subtle religious doctrine to David whilst still wishing betterness.

greetings


Thanks to Amy for this odd beaut.

ladyladies



This is why ladyboys are so popular.

knackered service

One sod of a service.

hairy carrot

You want a hairy carrot?

Card crack

A brilliantly strange Christmas card.

god knows



still cow


Shhh... I'm a very still cow.

where's Bobby



Where's Bobby?