bear date

"Looking sexy. I'll just part my arse hair, then I'm Miss Pinkhole."

play bear

"Which one's E? 'Bitches aint shit' is hard.

swing bear

"Freak."                                  "Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

lolly

"I know what I wanna suck"  " Tweet, tweet."   "You like my mouth birdy? 
You wanna go in and out my mouth red tit?"

piss

 "I hope that's not piss, this place is full of piss, are you piss?  Look, look at my tongue, is that piss?"

big fur

"Can you see my big furry muff through these bubbles?"                         "Why yes."

TEDDY BYE

 Due to a neglected tuppaware container of nitro glyserine and a lack lustre local emergency services the residents of Teddy Bear Island burnt to their collective deaths, painfully well. 

tradition

I don't want to hear another joke about my jugs.  Why do we have to wear all this crap anyway.  I'm sure a twelve button waistcoat wasn't practical, and why have I got the hat with a chicken on it?  And don't you dare say tradition.

queen pit

The Queen was still a bit pissed when she dressed for the pit excursion.

dawsons creek

Dawson just let one go, again. Fuck Dawson's creek.

vancouver

Monorail round the white matter lake, stop off at the inflatable shopping centre.  That's life in: VANCOUVER City of the Future.

charlesy

I'm not looking at you, quick go-go gadget belt.

north thai

 Gets a bit smacky.

two's company

THREE'S illegal, even if the donkey's up for it.

garden state

It's what dreams by unimaginative people are made of.

farmer

Noo-no, it's just a small one. I tell you what, I'll even paint it white so it blends in with the sky.

penn a

Penna: so zany, yet so serious.

cemetery

Having a laugh, at the cemetery.

sheik

'The Sheik' looks over this brown pussy filled desert, and barks in impotence.

wow

Wow.

bristol

Not only captured, caged, caged in a zoo, caged in a zoo, in Bristol.  The cruelty.

STARE

Meanwhile it's Stare at Dead Fish Day in Castella.

flappy

Flappy flag day in New York

downtown

I may not have a drum but I do have this sweet ass stick, a couple of damn fine water bottles, this dandy rucksack, stop! hammertime trousers and a hip hop hipster beard. 
So, yo-yo dudes. Let's go downtown.

fondling

Post war fondling.

florida welcomes

I'd sure like to pull up and cause some chaos there, I could probably keep asking more and more cryptic questions to the eternally helpful staff they'll be forced to work in shifts just to fathom my endless pointless tenuously tedious references to Flo Rida.

scoutcil estate

Scoutcil estate

blue hue

I don't know if the blue hue should be there, but it works, I like it, it stays, I'm a smiling.

strangely brown

Strangely brown and upside down

piper man

Watch out when he grips that shaft, twiddles his knob, resting on his box, and smiles.