the odd postcard

such fun

This is so fun, oh it's really fun, isn't it? Is it? You're right it's the best fun ever! I love these old cars with their lack of and suspension and speed and windscreens and doors don't you?

imaginary friend

This is by Great Grandad Douglas with his imaginary friend loose Lucy,

the adventures they got up to.

scribbles

I don't understand it, but I wish it landed on my doorstep.

spit roast

Non descript burning animal carcasses and self-mocking hats, check.

happy fireman

Stop tripping up the happy fireman. And give him back his lighter.

shit fountain

And the centrepiece of this cuboidial creation of architectural beauty, a fountain so staggering several brightly coloured jumper wearing humans will gather for seconds to bask in it's majesty.

dubious puppet hair

Giant puppets seen with dubious facial hair ringing bells

DO IT

Ok I'll barricade myself in a cupboard until I'm dead or until you two die.

hand bridge

Do I look impressed? You're gonna have to duck that tosspot of a head to get under this bastard hand-bridge.

Thora pixel

The BBC had to slightly pixelate Thora Hird as her religious views make cart's vommit.

greetings from london

Not quite Disney World, not even Euro Disney.

withdrawn from bullshit

"...We ave withdrawn, from bullshit - very sad!"

"Quite hot, in hell."

mo money, mo problems

Mo money, Mo problems, Mo glowing women following you asking how you got those eyes to look so detatched and joyless.

You know when you start drawing faces and you do a nice neat nose then work out with some modest eyes, lips and seagull brows and you're really happy, then you step back and realise no amount of blusher with make this face look propotionally normal. Fuck it, give her something to sell. It's like she knows you fucked her up. Ok, have a cross too.